I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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