Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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