he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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