Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
is wine microwaveable?
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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