spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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