her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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