My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I need moral support for this bender
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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