Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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