Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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