i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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