Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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