I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
please come you make the beer taste better
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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