My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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