My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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