It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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