so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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