After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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