Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
