Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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