garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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