Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
