i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she told me i tasted like america
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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