How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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