in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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