You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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