how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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