Me too!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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