Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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