filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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