Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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