white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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