I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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