elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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