No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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