Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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