I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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