You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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