found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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