its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
it's like iHOP with fire
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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