So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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