I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I touched a dick in church today
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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