Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
MIDGETS
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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