i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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