I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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