Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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