its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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