you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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