it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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