She said her name was "party"
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
birth control should be required to get into college
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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