Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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