Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.