? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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