I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
