We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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