I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
