I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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